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Period: Kill them.
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Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
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Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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" it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca "

- my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

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YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON AND I WISH ONLY THE YUMMIEST OF CUPCAKES FOR YOU

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I really needed to hear that, it made me smile. Thanks kind anon

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

(Source: sandandglass, via justkickthem)

I was doing so well.. Why is the depression coming back? :(